About Kramerica Industries
Visionary Solutions for a Complicated World.
Founded by entrepreneur Cosmo Kramer, Kramerica Industries is a dynamic think-tank operating directly out of Apartment 5B. We tackle the impossible by looking at the world's problems, shrugging, and asking, "Why not?"
Our Core Initiatives
Maritime Safety: Ending catastrophic oil spills once and for all with our proprietary rubber oil bladder system.
Culinary Innovation: Redefining dining with "Make-Your-Own-Pie" pizza concepts and combining ketchup and mustard into the exact same bottle.
Men's Haberdashery: Pioneering specialized support with the revolutionary "Bro" (also known as the "Manssiere").
The Kramerica Difference
With the round-the-clock support of our dedicated NYU intern, Darin, we're proving that true corporate synergy doesn't require a boardroom—just a living room sofa and a dream.
Kramerica Industries: We're not just a company. We're an idea.